Captain Kangaroo creeped me the fuck out as a kid! And that Mr. Green Jeans was sketchy as fuck, too!
Sam Elliott is the IT guy for me.
Yeah, that Taco Bell 'beef' is mostly TVP (Textured Vegetable Protein).
That's why your balls are shrinking and your voice is squeaking!
Don't eat the Soylent Green beef!
They don't make war helmets in Tiny Penis Head sizes.