the oscars are like wrestling
only with uglier costumes
and less believable violence
now if will smith had body slammed him……
when you connect to "mark" or "bill" with the indian accent
launch right into your talk
thank them for calling about their extended car warranty
ii have been cursed at
sent up the line to a supervisor
best one
i found out that "bill" does not own a car
only a bicycle
found out that "bill" did not want extended warranty on said bicycle
because he had no credit card number to give me
and he doesn't do bitcoin
he hung up after 8 minutes
a very confused new hire