cant see my memes, can see everyone else's?
Psaki Reminds Reporters That Biden Doesn't Speak For The President Of The United States
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a tense press conference Monday, Press Secretary Jen Psaki faced pointed questions about several Biden misstatements that led to chaos during his trip overseas. Psaki quickly reassured the gathered press that Biden doesn't speak for the President of the United States.
"The President has clearly said, and we agree, that Joe Biden does not speak for this administration," said Psaki to the confused reporters. "Nothing said by Biden should be misconstrued to reflect the official foreign policy of the President. This administration has been clear from the beginning, that we have always been clear about what we have been clear about, clearly."
"But Jen!" said a feisty Peter Doocy, "Don't you think these inconsistent statements could cause World War III and unleash CRT on our kids all at once? Why did Biden have to walk back his statements?"
"We would like to walk back the statement that we have ever walked back any statements," said a frustrated Psaki. "But if you find any statements that we have walked back let me know and we'll circle back later to walk back our walk-back."
Sources say Biden is now in his basement on tranquilizers until the administration can clarify what statements need to be walked back.
https://babylonbee.com/news/psaki-reminds-reporters-that-biden-doesnt-speak-for-the-president-of-the-united-states
Trump Hosts Press Conference To Share How He Beat 'Elden Ring' Without Dying Once
MAR-A-LAGO CLUB—Former President Donald Trump is hosting a press conference to announce that he has in fact beaten Elden Ring without dying a single time. Trump sat down and explained how he effortlessly completed the latest game by From Software—notorious for its difficulty—on his first try.
“The Elden Ring. Such a beautiful, big ring don’t you think? I easily won against all my enemies and beat the game—totally and completely—without dying a single time,” said Trump. “I really don’t see what the big deal was. Everyone said, 'No, don't do it Trump, you’re gonna have a bad time. You’re gonna have a bad time.' But instead, it wasn’t even hard!”
The gathered crowd gasped in wonder at the announcement.
“It’s simple really. You just have to get good," Trump continued. "No idea why everyone had so much trouble. Sad! To all the haters and losers out there—and believe me, there are so many out there, I just want to say I won that game just like I won the 2020 election—effortlessly and by a landslide.”
Those in attendance say that Trump eventually admitted that he almost didn’t beat the game and go on to become the Elden Lord. Trump stated that he was winning and winning like never before and there was so much winning he got tired of all the winning, but ultimately, he couldn’t stop until he’d won it all.
“By the time the game was over, I didn’t even need to level up. I had millions and millions of runes. Clean, perfect little runes,” Trump continued. “It was a tremendous playthrough really. Some people are even calling it the greatest playthrough of all time.”
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-hosts-press-conference-to-share-how-he-beat-elden-ring-without-dying-once
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I am looking at individual words, was looking a fonts… languages
it is you that needs to change your shitty attitude
filtered
You do have a shitty attitude towards reality and self responsibility.
You are the kind of fool that complains about water on the floor, 'someone needs to put up a sign so people without situational awareness can see'…
See what?
I would see the water before the written sign.
You seem to think a sign is more important than the reality you find yourself in.
YOU are responsible for the manner in which YOU choose to see another's perspective.
If you are baited and triggered, that is your problem stemming from a shitty attitude.
A good friend is someone that can call you on your shit and give examples of why particular bug bears are frivolous or unhelpful to growth.
Calling for a warning sign on Babylon bee posts is demonstrative of your attitude.
Think about it.
You are calling for censorship, taking small steps to lead us where Twitter, YT and crapbook are currently.
Cut it out.