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QLarp is Dead

Millions continue to hear about QLarp Kempts Death

Millions learning there will be an Open Gasket as they march to the Fumeral in anticipation of finding out who was the MasterBaiter Larper. Some ComyT SueAside after realeyezing they've BEEn led on Digs so DEEP that their STATE of Hypenosis is SHATtered, Breaking the glASS ParaDIME of SPYops into 6 GazziLIEon Peesez

Police Warn to ATTend at your OWN(U) Risk and be CARful Hoo(t) Yew FALLow. And that that PUNgenT smell is Nothing To Worry About.

aNoNs WiLL continue to Enjoy The Shoa

No further info needed, but We Would Love to Take this Time to ThanQ Yoo All For Your SERVE US.

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