It isn't called the ring of fire because it ate hot peppers anon. Quakes all the fucking time. Don't bother us unless it is at least a 5.0
No, you need to consider that it is retarded to build your underground bunker next to a volcano that makes natural earthquakes every fucking day.
But you did so good with the cat itself.
Gotta use a lot of sockpuppets and teammates when you LARP, so you can keep working the LARP for a couple days. Also be sure to use a lot of random text that look like some kind of code, that way you can post fake decodes too.