Why don't the NPCs understand that Lana Del Rey is supposed to represent Madeleine McCann (who goes by the name Maribel Rouse) and the house Lana is standing in front of is representative of the Bin Laden Bel Air mansion?
I will throw as many people under the bus to get my way. If you didn't want me to keep your secrets of all the bad things you did that you knew not to have done, you shouldn't have told them to me.