CKT! Namefag
Dear God,
Please give me the strength to not strangle anyone over the internet for being a complete fuckwomble with no discernible sign of sentience. Give me the strength not to batter their empty heads against a brick wall studded with metal electrified spikes. Give me the wisdom to know that smashing their heads with a baseball bat until they fully cave in would just make a dreadful mess of my clothes, and the self-control not to just do it anyway. Finally, give me the patience not to use the C-word in conversation with people whose stupidity is more infinite than the universe.