TY anon for posting that!
Nothing more fun/funny than Golfers busting eachothers' chops, too.
Used to play, a lot depending on where was living at the time(s). One day, watched the Golden Bear go into the water a second time that round, so just had to ask him:
Mr. Nicklaus, you know why they named this sport, "Golf", right?
Swearing he'd long known the only answer, waited. He was actually stumped! He said "No. Why?"
Said: "Mr. Golden Bear, it was the only four-letter word left!.
(Had met him before, knew how gracious and down-to-Earth he is, so was real comfy with cracking a joke when he went into water again, kek.)