Before the "Russian" revolution, Russia and the USA were strong allies.
I'm assuming the godless, yellow devils just tossed those bags into the water by the truckload. The horror.
The previous day was a Saturday.
What 'star' are they wishing (praying) upon?
The average laptop only has around 500G. It would take a whole lot more than just 3 laptops for 89TB. And who the fuck saves emails on their laptop? Bleachbit that shit, niggas.
Remember, remember the fifth of November.