You know how you're not supposed to buy whatever you want from the exchange in basic training?
This guy was in trouble for buying a leather jacket with a G.I. Joe patch. Drill sergeants surrounded him, yelling intensely. I was in formation, feeling bad for the guy. One drill sergeant went
"Are you an ALL-AMERICAN HERO?! Are you a G.I. JOE!" and then I swear to God he screamed "DO YOU LIKE PORK CHOP SANDWICHES?!" and I laughed for one moment and quickly found my bearing before they noticed :D