WHERE THE FUCK IS DAN BONGINO!? IF MY MEMORY SERVES ME CORRECTLY, I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED ONCE OR TWICE THAT HE USED TO WORK THE BEAT FOR THE 75TH PRECINCT (BEFORE JOINING THE SECRET SERVICE). IF I KNOW DAN, HE’S PROBABLY FAST ROPING THROUGH THE PERPS DROP CEILING AS WE SPEAK. EITHER THAT OR HE ALREADY HAS HIM ZIPPED UP AND INTERROGATING FOR POSSIBLE CODEFENDANTS.