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Anonymous ID: cd971b April 13, 2022, 7:42 a.m. No.16067280   🗄️.is 🔗kun

"Conspiranoia"

 

Lloyd Boyd was conspiranoid

Barking chemtrails in the skies

Claiming Bill Gates had put microchips

In all the chicken pot pies

 

Launching himself in his lawn chair

Proving the earth was flat

Microwaving his burritos

Now he only wears his tinfoil hat

 

Conspiranoia

Conspiranoia

Conspiranoia

 

Marion Barrion Contrarian

Felt Dr Tony was selling her lies

So to keep from getting the big bad flu

She sprinkled cat urine into her eyes

 

With garlic cloves in her nostrils

And dryer sheets taped to her head

Marion Barrion Contrarian

Is now stinking up a hospital bed

 

Conspiranoia

Conspiranoia

Conspiranoia

 

Can lead a horse to water

But you cannot make him drink

You can guide a fool towards logic

But you'll rarely make him think

 

Be wary of conspiranoia

As purveyors abound

For an open mind too open

Spills its contents on the ground

 

Conspiranoia

Conspiranoia

Conspiranoia

 

Let me tell you something about Betty White

That the lamestream media won't report

She died of a COVID booster shot

She was also Barbara Bush's secret sister

 

Cow dung will protect everyone

It's scientifically proven that cow dung is anti-radiation

This is a chip that can be used in mobile phones to reduce radiation

It'll safeguard people against diseases

 

Which leads us to chemtrails

Scientists and governments are seeding the atmosphere

Implementing biological warfare and population control

And geoengineering a race of superhuman Jews

 

The Anunnaki were a race of extraterrestrial beings

Came to earth around five hundred thousand years ago

In order to mine gold

They are a race of blood-drinking, shape-shifting alien reptiles

And have infiltrated the Bush family, Margaret Thatcher, Bob Hope, and the British royals, among others

 

JFK Jr. is alive and well

He did not die in a plane crash off the coast Martha's Vineyard in '99

He's gonna reappear in Dealey Plaza fifty-eight years after his father's assassination

To announce that he'll be Donald Trump's running mate in 2024

 

The earth is not a sphere

And evidence has been faked or suppressed

To hide the fact that it is instead a disc

Or a single infinite plane

GPS devices are rigged to make aircraft pilots wrongly believe

That they are flying around the globe

 

The campfire in California

Destroyed over a hundred and fifty-three thousand acres

Eighteen thousand structures, is that really possible?

If it was caused by a downed power line

Why did numerous witnesses [?]

Do you really believe it's coincidence that the fires also burned

The areas of Jerry Brown's projected seventy-seven million-dollar [?]

And then the Rothchilds [unintelligible]

'Cause I don't

Not when the evidence is right in front of our faces

Jewish space lasers

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGujAiMmjJQ