You know how I know that this is Hell on Earth for me only? Because the NPCs love their lives, no matter how stupid and worthless all of them are and continue to be, and no matter how fake all of their outrage is that benefits all of them monetarily and gives them better amenities than I've ever gotten.
How are these NPCs continuing this bullshit search when it's clear Madeleine McCann has been living in California under the name Maribel Rouse this whole time? What are they attempting to accomplish by making this whole thing continue this way? Also, everything about the internet is fake.
The older she gets, the more evident it becomes that Howard K Stern is her real dad.