Tell him to sauce his fake and/or ghey claim.
>because she would have bad ugly memes* like him
I'm not an electrician or Dr frankenstein, but this is more or less true.. you can use a tazer on your snakebite and greatly increase your odds when you don't have access to antivenom.. in some african & asian countries, its a known practice to use the spark plug from a small motor around the bite.. it breaks apart the proteins within the venom.
chugging a beer right before hand is recommended as well.. being tazed aint that bad unless you're about to be arrested.