Whatever it is

don't itch it in public.

Anita Blanchard and Marty Nesbitt are the Obamas’ best friends.

Marty Nesbitt is Chairman of Obama Foundation.

Anita Blanchard is a doctor. She delivered both Obama girls.

They are the girls' god parents.

just koinkidink that the girls look just like THEIR GOD PARENTS

and nothing like the Obamas.

There are no records of birth certificates for the girls.

There are no baby pictures.

There are no pictures of a pregnant Michelle.