Touch me in my special place and tell me I'm pretty.
Or I shoot this dog.
>Be me
>Ukranian refugees being welcomed by families in UK.
>COntact family with fake Ukrainian accent
>Tell of horros of ebil Putin
>Arrange to stay with family for one month, by the coast.
>Too much trauma to talk about Ebil war.
>Book in with another family across on different coast.
>Spend all summer going from family to family, free food and board.
>Best holidays ever.
>Profit.
Delphi.