A friend of mine was in jail long ago, and he told me that there was a guy who decided to pretend he wanted to commit suicide, so he could get sent to the hospital ward, thinking it would be much nicer than the jail. The staff did take him away, but sent him back a few days later when they figured out he was faking. He told my friend it was the dumbest thing he ever did, because that place had actual loony people that were totally insane. Like smearing feces on the walls and screaming to themselves insane. kek