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SO NOW THE QUESTION IS: WILL THE SIMULATION FORCE MY HAND INTO A MARRIAGE TO HENRY CAVILL WHERE I HAVE TO HAVE A BABY I DON'T WANT TO HAVE AGAINST MY WILL BECAUSE OF ALL THE WORTHLESS LOSER ASS RETARDED DEGENERATE QANON-TRUMP-SUPPORTING-REPUBLICANS…
OR WILL I BE ABLE TO HAVE MY THROUPLE WITH BOTH HENRY CAVILL AND SAM HEUGHAN, NO BABY, A NORMAL AGE-GAP, NO CHURCH OR STATE INTERFERING IN MY LIFE, OR WILL MY FREEDOM AND LIBERTY IN AN ALREADY BULLSHIT ASS VIDEO GAME SIMULATION WHERE ALL THE SCIENCE IS FAKE AND I HAVE NO FREE-WILL OR AGENCY REALLY BE TAKEN AWAY FROM ME?
KNOWING VERY WELL THAT MADELEINE MCCANN IS ALIVE AND WELL, AS WELL AS THE FACT THE THAT DANNIELYNN BIRKHEAD IS ACTUALLY HOWARD K STERN'S KID BECAUSE OF THAT FUGLY DEGENERATE KIKE JAW THAT WOULD LOOK EVEN WORSE ON HENRY CAVILL'S BABY (YOU KNOW, BECAUSE OF HENRY CAVILL'S NPC CARTOON-SHAPED JAW)?
BUT THEN, I GUESS UPON CLOSER INSPECTION, SAM HEUGHAN'S JAW WOULDN'T TRANSFER OVER WELL EITHER!
I, too, am impoverished and living in the "chood" (pronouncing the "ch" with the same accent you'd use when saying "l'chaim") surrounded by very dark-complexioned individuals who shoot things that go BANG-BANG-BANG right outside of my window, followed by flashing blue and red lights!