Austin - the slime pit of Texas.

Austinites vehemently defend "Keep Austin Weird" then cry when something like this happens.

Easter egg mix-up: Parent dressed as Easter bunny hands out condoms at Texas elementary school

Parents of the thread shared that the woman handing out eggs supposedly works as a pharmacist and had dressed up as a bunny while overseeing a safe-sex presentation at a nearby clinic. Jensen says she then went to pick up her second grader while still wearing the costume and ended up “mobbed” by students at the school, to whom she started handing out candy.

Running out of supplies, she called her husband for help, and he accidentally grabbed the wrong eggs. “Chaos ensued,” Jensen says.

Now, the Austin Independent School District is reevaluating its safety protocols following the incident, according to a report by M. Acosta of KXAN. The district told the news outlet that the parent was asked to leave, but simply moved to a public sidewalk and continued to give away the eggs.

https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Easter-egg-mix-up-Parent-dressed-as-Easter-bunny-17084304.php