Anonymous ID: 7ce7b9 April 19, 2022, 7:23 a.m. No.16105631   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>5638

>>16105558

can tell you a real story

anon had a mate called paddy

he used to drink around 21 pints of guiness a day.

little bloke, belly was like a tardis

his favourite pub joke was downing a pint of guiness in one

The saying at the top of his voice

i spilt muh pint

down my neck.

ended up in hospital cos of failing kidneys

sneaked out in his open back robes with his saggy arse showing to go to the pub for a pint

at his funeral

he left a letter to be read at his funeral saying

my round !!

True story