Take this Infallible Turing Test for Bots
Find out if you are a special purpose military golem, script bot, NPC or fugue state shill while there is still time for treatment.
Do you condescend to imaginary board users?
Are you running a 2021 /pol bot script that was cringe when it was new?
Are your efforts to blame others for your personal and professional failures becoming less convincing even to you?
Do you enjoy acrimonious disputes with bots and shills?
Have you ever been mistaken for a golem, bot or a shill, or called yourself a bitch, by accident?
Do other shills make weird noises in the backs of their throats when you walk past?
Can you name 10 or more cats from the musical CATS?
Can you sustain a hopping, beeping, faux-rage over "news" from social media?
Each "Yes" answer is worth 1 point.
A total of 1 point or higher means you may be a gay shill and should seek immediate professional help.
RxHerr Geheimrat, Doktor Adam Weishaupt, Schillmeister of Ulm, Gottingen, Baden-Baden, Not-so-Baden, Biden-Boden and so on.