Mike Lindell: We need candidates that have the people’s back (8:53)
OAN Newsroom
UPDATED 2:02 PM PT – Monday, April 25, 2022
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell said Ohio needs ‘America First’ candidates. One America’s Daniel Baldwin has more.
https://www.oann.com/mike-lindell-we-need-candidates-that-have-the-peoples-back/
Is the market rejecting “woke” content?
OAN Newsroom
UPDATED 10:12 AM PT – Monday, April 25, 2022
While some argue cancel culture was designed to silence conservative voices, some believe it’s now beginning to backfire. One America’s Natasha Sweatte takes a deeper look into how the repercussions of so-called “wokeism” are catching up with corporations.
https://www.oann.com/is-the-market-rejecting-woke-content/
Donald Trump To Share All 278,000 Tweets Everyone Missed While He Was Gone
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—With Elon Musk reaching a deal to purchase Twitter, many on the platform believe Trump's account will soon be restored. Upon hearing the news, Trump announced that he will soon be sharing all 278,000 tweets the world missed while he was kicked off the platform.
"I have been writing my tweets, my big, beautiful tweets, in this journal for two looong years," said Trump. motioning to a large golden leatherbound volume on his nightstand. "They are the good tweets, the best tweets, really. Real beauties. And now, you can read all of them, folks! All. Every single one! Big Tech can't hide them from you anymore! I will share them on Twitter in one long thread. You're welcome!"
Sources say the world will soon be treated to Trump's every thought he's had since January 6, from his opinion on AOC, to his feelings on Liz Cheney's hairdo, to his latest nicknames for Sleepy Joe Biden.
When asked about what he would do with Truth Social, Trump responded, saying "Huh? What's that?"
Snopes and USA Today have announced they will be hiring hundreds of staff to fact check Trump's 278,000-tweet thread.
https://babylonbee.com/news/donald-trump-to-share-all-278000-tweets-everyone-missed-while-he-was-gone
Update: Men Allowed To Have Opinions On Abortion Now That Men Can Get Pregnant
U.S.—Progressives have announced that men can, in fact, get pregnant, opening the door for men to have opinions on abortion as well. Across the country, men for the first time ever are now experiencing what it’s like to be able to form their own thoughts on abortion.
“Women used to tell me ‘I’ll listen to your opinion on abortion when you can actually have a baby’ well do I have news for them!” said Neil Hitchens, pro-life activist. “Now that men can get pregnant and my opinion is suddenly credible, I can finally debate people who believe murdering the unborn is okay."
“Yesterday, when I pointed out that ‘My Body, My Choice’ doesn’t consider the body or the choice of the baby I was ridiculed as backward thinking and anti-science, but today my opinion is worthy of consideration.” Hitchens continued. “Now I’m crushing every debate and all this thanks to woke companies like Apple for insisting that men are capable of getting pregnant too. Way to go, Apple!”
Many pro-abortion activists have tried to pivot to say your opinion on abortion is only relevant if you have a uterus, but they have been called out for their sexism and bigotry for trying to reduce womanhood down to anatomy.
At publishing time, men were just finding out other things they are now allowed to have opinions on such as makeup, periods, and breastfeeding in public.
https://babylonbee.com/news/update-men-allowed-to-have-opinions-on-abortion-now-that-progressives-say-men-can-get-pregnant
Democrats Call For Immediate Regulation Of Big Tech
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a sudden and unexplained change of heart, the Democrat party is now calling for the immediate regulation of Big Tech platforms, which they say have become too powerful now.
"We have decided, for reasons completely unrelated to certain news about Elon Musk, that the time has come to regulate the terrible scourge of Big Tech," saidHouse Speaker Nancy Pelosiin a press conference. "For too long, we have allowed these unaccountable platforms to censor free speech and endanger democracy. We are calling for immediate regulation of Twitter and all other social media."
Pelosi then checked her phone to make sure her broker made the recent tech stock trades she had told him about.
Experts in the Democrat party warn that if Twitter is privately owned by a billionaire who says things they don't like, that may encourage others to say things they don't like as well, which will definitely endanger democracy.
"We in the Democrat party have a proud history of standing up against powerful special interests and never cozying up to billionaires and powerful special interests," said Press Secretary Jen Psaki. "If you would like to know more about Democrat plans to regulate Big Tech, please follow me on GETTR."
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-call-for-immediate-regulation-of-big-tech
Elon Musk in case u need to lose a boner fast
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1517707521343082496
Thank you, thats great!
One request, can you rearrange what is in the top part of the script?
Because when I highlight a copy it has a ton of shit I have to get rid of. For example this is what it looks like copied straight from the page
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[Profile picture from source site (Twitter/Gettr/Truth Social)] Devin / @DevinNunes 04/26/2022 06:23:25
ID: Not Available
Truth Social: 108197878530652120
techno / @techno_fog 04/25/2022 23:54:47
ID:Not Available
Truth Social: 108196350373266183
We obtained some Fusion GPS emails with reporters.
You’ll want to read this.
technofog.substack.com/p/durha
Devin reTruthed…
then I have to clean it up like this
Devin reTruthed…
Devin Nunes
04/26/2022 06:23:25
Truth Social: 108197878530652120
techno / @techno_fog
04/25/2022 23:54:47
Truth Social: 108196350373266183
We obtained some Fusion GPS emails with reporters. You’ll want to read this.
technofog.substack.com/p/durha
Ts has changed the pepe again, cute!
Nice work
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Donald Trump Jr.
/ @DonaldJTrumpJr 04/26/2022 07:30:48
Twitter: 1518915495310802945
Richard Hanania / @RichardHanania 04/25/2022 15:01:57
Twitter: 1518666642695225345
Elon Musk takes over Twitter. He's a billionaire who doesn't even have a Master's degree. Is that who we are going to trust with the future of our democracy?
This perfectly sums up the left. To them Elon Musk’s aptitude is determined by his degrees & not the fact that he did what all the Phds at NASA combined can’t seem to do efficiently. They think Phds in gender studies are worth more than real people with actual accomplishments!
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[Profile picture from source site (Twitter/Gettr/Truth Social)] Disclose.tv / @disclosetv 04/26/2022 05:45:36
ID: Twitter Web App
Twitter: 1518889019593138177
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Catturd ™ / @catturd2 04/26/2022 05:33:22
ID:Twitter for iPhone
Twitter: 1518885942840410114
See everyone later today. 3 full days now with no food. hungry lol. Should know today if what they’re doing is working and will clear the blockage or I’ll have to go into surgery.
I hate missing the Elon Musk week on Twitter. Give’m hell for me. 😂
@catturd2 Get well soon.
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Donald Trump Jr./ @DonaldJTrumpJr 04/26/2022 07:54:56
Truth Social: 108198238407955904
Remember folks, the people that think men can get pregnant are now magically very concerned about misinformation on social media.👍👍👍
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those numbers keep talking
You're an idiot.
touche