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At what point or points in history might three Pontiffs have walked into a bar, and enjoyed hot green Chartreuse based an Eriginus Magisterium Wrecker (drink) together?

The Western Schism, also called Great Schism or Great Western Schism, in the history of the Roman Catholic Church, the period from 1378 to 1417, when there were two, and later three, rival popes, each with his own following, his own Sacred College of Cardinals, and his own administrative offices.

If 3 Popes walk into a bar most scholiasts and wankers believe 2 must inevitably be anti-popes.

The bartender is told he'll be drawn, quartered and have his genitals burned in front of him if he ever serves an anti-pope a drink, or if he ever refuses to serve a legitimate supreme pontiff.

How does a barkeep handle a 3 pope situation safely?

Ans. If the bartender calculates he realizes that the probabilities suggest all three popes are illegitimated, for why would a legitimate Supreme Pontiff drink with demon pretender. The bartender may safely eject all 3.

-Abbot Anon of Iona .