Anonymous ID: f8ac40 June 3, 2018, 12:23 a.m. No.1616191   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

captchas rank up around 11.4 on the Suck-O-Meter.

 

Holy shit, spank my ass and call me Johnny, the damn captcha worked like a charm this time. Looks like were back at 100%

 

MR SCOTT! Warp 10!

Anonymous ID: f8ac40 June 3, 2018, 12:33 a.m. No.1616229   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

I'm so freaking glad this place is back. I missed you fuckers.

 

I had to go to the bar just so I wouldn't go crazy. I still went a little crazy.

 

Flirting with a young lady in the bar

ME: Hey, let me see your phone, I'll put my number in there.

Unsuspecting fool: Haha, okay, hands me her phone

ME: Transfers her entire Pokemon go team to myself

Fool: Hey, wtf?

Me: Rips open jacket to reveal a HUGE BEDAZZLED RED R on my chest, and Shouts - "TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!!!"

Anonymous ID: f8ac40 June 3, 2018, 12:42 a.m. No.1616274   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>6297

>>1616261

Invincible? We destroy them so quickly, so thoroughlyโ€ฆ it wouldn't even be fair. But, that's not really part of the plan. We don't want war and needless deaths.

US military IS invincible by any and all combined forces on Earth. They all know this too.

Anonymous ID: f8ac40 June 3, 2018, 12:46 a.m. No.1616293   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>6309 >>6331 >>6340 >>6370

>>1616270

Isreal doesn't have enough nuke power to nuke anyone into oblivion and we could shoot their shit down before it left the launch pad. The reason they are last is because they hold the key to ending the masonic hold. They're the only ones who can break that chain. That's why they're last and that's why we need them. Love them or hate them, we need them.