>>16173889

Fake news media says high sodium content will turn you into a fat redheaded mutant.

>>16174222

Can't. My eyeballs are morbidly obese and my eyelids are swollen shut.

>>16174256

>>16174338

My fat ass barely stays in mine.

>>16174418

Thanks. =)

I enjoy beating maggots over the head with their own game.

>>16174423

You sound so scary.