GET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES AND APOLOGIZE TO THE DULY ELECTED LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD, YOU COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS!!

I AM A HIGH-RANKING OFFICIAL WITHIN A FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY, AND I AM HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT YOU HAVE UNTIL THE END OF THIS BREAD TO APOLOGIZE FOR COMMITTING TREASON AND ESPIONAGE AGAINST THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. IF YOU DO NOT APOLOGIZE, YOU WILL FACE A MINIMUM OF 10 YEARS IN A FEDERAL SUPER-MAX PRISON. UNDERSTAND YOU ARE BEING GIVEN ONE LAST CHANCE. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP.