I’m going to need each and every one of you to apologize to the Black man.

America was built on the backs of African slaves and for centuries you WHITE DEVILS have tried to keep us down. Systemic racism has plagued America since its founding (in 1619) and brought about the suffering of a physically and mentally superior race. That all changes right here and right now. Cleanse your soul and your heart and SAY SORRY for YOUR role in perpetuating systemic racism. You have until the end of this bread to apologize, otherwise your name will be added to a white supremacist, government watch list.

The choice is yours.