>>16216307

As my name-sake elder used to say, that served in WW2, “everything will be okay”

God bless America… and the World. Amen

>>16216342

>Junior

Gaskets would blow at incredible rates Kek

Would be hilarious

>>16216363

Kek! So many basic bitches eating tacos today and have no clue what this day means

>>16216350

She can Amber Heard my bed

>>16216390

>Mexican independence day from Spain

It’s more than that. Mexicans fought Americans too.

>>16216415

Anon just got heart broken again, unexpectedly. Didn’t see that one coming

>>16216396

>never go to bed with someone crazier than you

It’s always the most fun. Such a shame

>>16216406

Just spoke to a nurse that worked at a prison and she said the feds can pound sand. Was kinda funny but also sad because anon cares

>>16216431

“The French are assholes” - Lloyd Christmas

>>16216482

That’s hilarious

>>16216489

Kinda looks like Pelosi

>>16216491

After Jumping Jack Flash anon didn’t think anon would hate her … but she changed that. Anon hates her and hope she chokes on a chicken wing

>>16216509

Call or text your mom