Should you consider yourself fortunate if you die mysteriously in a place named "Exhuma?"
On their arrival at the scene they were directed to the first villa. On entering a bedroom, they found a caucasian male laying on the ground unresponsive. An examination of the body was conducted, there was no signs of trauma found. The local doctor later pronounced the victim dead," the RBPF said in a statement.
"The officers were then directed to the second villa, where they found a caucasian male slumped against the wall in a bathroom unresponsive. A caucasian female was also found in a bedroom on a bed. She too was unresponsive. Both individuals showed signs of convulsion," the release continued. "
"However, I am advised that foul play is not suspected," his statement also read.
This corny shit is why they are called spooks.
https://people.com/human-interest/3-americans-mysteriously-found-dead-at-sandals-resort-in-the-bahamas-another-woman-hospitalized/