It kept him warm. Starfleet dropped the charges, because McCoy fixed him up a Vulcan medical cannabis card.
Kek. Isn't a rando laying a big ol' celebratory smooch on a modern American woman considered an involuntary struggle-snuggle? I can even hear the reeeeeees that haven't started yet.
If you really want to see pandemonium among wamens, create a Revlon shortage. A large percentage would refuse to leave the house looking like Amber Heard on the witness stand.
Digital Storm meme shill is also Circumcision shill. Text style matches perfectly. Posts one persona, IP hops, then posts other persona. Rinse and repeat. Same same with Anti-Swordy and Anti-Clockfag posting.