Do any anons think POTUS forced Bidan to call him MAGA King, and use Ultra MAGA? I cant imagine Bidan or staff would think that wouldnt be embraced by MAGA.
(This is for entertainment for anyone that doesn’t have a sense of humor or imagination)
I’m trying to picture how the conversation went:
Phone ringing:
POTUS: Bidan picks up the phone and says hello. POTUS shouts,WE caught you, we caught you all!
Bidan: How’d did you get this phone number? What do you mean? You’re bluffing!
POTUS: What a stupid question, I’m the Commander in Chief, I can get any information I want or need!
And Well, you wish I was bluffing. But you know Psaki leaving the WH for a cushy job with fake news, that really took some wrangling, but we did it.
And guess what, she gave us everyone and everthing. When I say everything I mean MAGA cubed by a million times, really everything.
Joe, you wouldn’t even believe how she spilled her guts. She gave everything including turning over all the plans, including eacape plans; where the bank accounts are, homes, aliases, even the Fucking conspirers WW for the last 25 years. And even how that faker Obummer got in to office in the first place. Oh, some Saudies also helped a great deal too.
I’m going to have some fun with a lot of world leaders, since I know what they’ve done and most especially the last election rigging. Those guy’s really hate me and America.They’ll pay for hating America!
Oh and btw, all of the world leaders and Peppermint Pattie told us your whole history. And the best part, they said you are a real sadistic asshole, almost as sadistic as the real Biden. They also turned over the blackmail they had on you. Even that little creep Zelensky. He sung like a 1,000 singer birds.
Bidan: uh, uh, uh, show me some proof! I don’t believe you.
POTUS: ok I’m texting you a picture of all your bank account #s WW, including Hunter’s accounts. I didnt realize how much they hate you amd Hunter.
But thats not all we have. I’m texting you the pictures of you with children. Did you get them yet?
Bidan: Thats not me, thats not my bank accounts. You cant prove anything!
POTUS: Joe, seriously never doubt me, you know I believe in revenge. And you know how I called you sleepy Joe, and you’re not the same man you were?
Bidan: Yeah I remember asshole!
POTUS: Well, I even have proof you are not the real Joe Bidan (which I already knew, I just received more documentation).
And the reason why I know, besides the documents others in your circle gave us, but because I was the one who ordered the real Joe Biden be put to death for treason and a multitude of other crimes he committed.
Bidan: listen I was forced into this, you’ve got to give me a break, I cant be executed, I’ve got family in Alabama. Please what can I do?
POTUS: Listen asshole you almost destroyed America, you’re not going to get off lightly, but if you don’t want to be executed, I can offer you two ways out.
Bidan: I’ll do anything!
POTUS: First you got to call thecmovementnot just MAGA anymore, but call it Ultra MAGA.
And secondyou’ve got to call me Trump, “The King of MAGA!
Do you get it, do you really want to save your life for your Alabama family? By the way Joe, I LOVE ALABAMA!
Bidan: Yes I’ll do that but its a strange request.
POTUS: Shut to fuck up asshole and do it. You will then be relieved of any duties for the rest of your life while in Gitmo.
Bidan: Can my family visit me in Gitmo?
POTUS: Dont push it, you’re lucky I’m in a good mood today.