May Cosmic Roseanne Bless This Bread
MORNING CREW!
HOW ARE YOUR MEMES COMING?!
NERDY DIGGERS!
HOW ARE YOUR SITES?!
FAGGOTS!
HAVE YOU HAD YOUR BREAK TODAY?
DRINK SOME WATER!
Coffee and energy drinks, while liquids, do not have what you crave.
Hyuck hyuck.
I see you, Jew.
Always do the opposite of what The Jew says.
DIG, MEIN NEGERS! DIIIIIIIIIIG!
-checks id's-
Dubs confirm yo socks be stankin'.
God that's so fucking retarded.
In [Pic Related] alone you run into a series of severely crippling conceptual issues.
Firs off:
Phases of the Moon. How would North America ever see anything BUT a full moon, according this conjectured map? Wouldn't South America and Australia ALWAYS see the opposite side of the Moon?
Second:
Eclipses. Oh wait, let me guess, the Black Sun/Shadow Moon that's conveniently not pictured? What's going between the sun and whatever is having a shadow cast upon it?
Third:
According to your expanse of the Sun, if you were to take the proportion of landmass that falls into that circle from Antarctica/MuhIceWall and flip so that it lays on top of the US… Why isn't the US frozen also? Is the Sun's energy suddenly directional? Siberia's a Tundra yet Jew York is fine. Chicago is better but that's just a Mafia-swagger bias.
6th:
Fuck presumptively sequential lists.
TFW Asians are killing it because it's art+writing.
TOFW Calligraphy is a highly specialized yet dying art in western culture…
Nigga, we are wrapping up the "War in Heaven".
Maybe we wuz them muh'fucka'z who didn't jump to a side in the beginning.
But when you think about it…
God wouldn't want us to hang out just because [They] told {Us} to.
Imagine hopping right on board before it was cool…
And always having (Your) back to [Divinity]…
Never actually getting to know [IT].
Firstest:
So now you're suggesting that the Sun and Moon work on independent, dual spirals, moving back and forth across the diameter of the surface of your Cylindrical Earth? Coins have depth, you know. lol
Seconder:
Still doesn't make sense. Even if we were to offset the planes that the Sun and Moon operate on, we'd only ever see Solar Eclipses, exclusively. Even if we offset the planes on diagonals, we'd still never see a Lunar Eclipse because there is still nothing between the Sun and the Moon. You've failed again.
C:
So get something more "trans-accurate". Mariners have had an equation to take refraction into consideration for centuries. -_-
Whoops, captcha was being a tard and I put the wrong video in after it finally got its act together.
And the pieces lead to Holographic Universe + Unified Field Theory.
You could go with Electric Universe + M-Theory, but then you'd still be selling yourself short.
Thx, WW1
Sorry/Not Sorry, but the overlapping still doesn't explain how a LUNAR eclipse would ever possibly happen.
Also, you don't seem to understand how Mirages work… does ya?
Here's one over Antarctica…. lol, y'know, for comparison.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirage
I dunno man… I got one claiming that Eclipses have nothing to do with shadows right now…
They've been pushed to such a level of retardation that THAT'S what they're actually going with…
I'll only play a lil' longer.
Promise.
The diet coke has ice in it and so it's watered down a little and not as dark as usual. :P
Even if it creates it own light, as if there's a lighthouse in the middle of the moon with a flat backing and the moon is magically a sphere like the sun and everything else in space while the Earth is not…
Eeeeeeven if you wanna stretch that to phases of the moon, that still doesn't explain a Lunar Eclipse.
Are you suggesting there's a little ball inside of the moon that goes in front of the candle-in-the-center every now and then?
Reeeeeeeeeeally?