Up in New England they had a television commercial used to say, "BROWN EGGS ARE LOCAL EGGS, AND LOCAL EGGS ARE FRESH." I heard it whenever I visited my grandma. This picture, to me, looks like 5 local eggs in some fishing netting.
As a Christian Patriot and something of a PrudeFag, I could do without the gratuitous vulgar photos.
Come on lads, this is 8 fuckin' chan! We don't need no stupid naked pics. We got so much more up our sleeves than this.