Look at this total nigger.
>Liar liar pants on fire
Stop sliding the board you fucking kike. You can absolutely get photographs like this from earth with a decent telescope or specialized lens.
Here's how you can do it yourself:
http://soggyastronomer.com/how-to-photograph-the-gas-giants-jupiter-and-saturn/
In your case, there's some special instructions:
Get your wife's boyfriend's gun out of his safe, load it, then put it in your mouth and pull the fucking trigger.
Nobody is scared to look at anything, it's just what you have to show is absolutely laughable and idiotic.
Try harder. Better yet, drink a pint of Drano.