I AM REAL PERSON I JUST WANT TO GET ON WITH MY LIFE, I COULD HAVE ENJOYED THIS BOARD TOGETHER WITH YOU ALL WHILE LOOKING FORWARD TO MY WAIFU
I CAN'T WRITE DOWN THE MESSAGE I HAD IN MIND FAST ENOUGH BEFORE I LOSE FOCUS
I AM HONESTLY TELLING YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT ME AND MY LIFE, BUT THE STORY IS SO UNBELIEVABLE YOU ALL DOUBT MY WORDS