If you are in need of a good laugh this might do the trick…

Should Christian Women Be Allowed to Have Butts?

Probably the most dangerous thing for Christian men is to see things, because this makes us sin.

My youth pastor says men are visual. This means that whenever a man sees a woman, he thinks “that lady has bosoms, I wish I could do a sex right now.” Also, when a man sees something that is not a woman, like a toaster or a blade of grass, he thinks “hey, remember when I saw that lady with bosoms? I wish I could do a sex right now.”

Back in the old days, when Jesus was going around with his 12 epistles, the Bible hadn’t been translated to English yet, so everyone had to read other books, like Wild at Heart, which is a book for men that a bunch of wives read. In the book, it says that if you send your husband on a moderately dangerous rafting trip, he won’t accidentally bang his female coworkers, because fresh air. So Jesus kept his guys outside. But even this didn’t help, because men are visual and when they see mountains, they are like “mmm, those look like big boobs.” This is why Jesus told them to eat some mustard and throw the mountains into the sea. But then Peter started thinking about wet mountains and he jumped off the boat to dive underwater to look at them, so Jesus made him stand on top of the water until he settled down.

Fast forward one hundred years: It is 2022, and the church has learned nothing. Folks, we have Christian women walking around with butts.

How did we get here? In my day, Christian women did not have butts. At least as far as anyone knew. In the 90s, all the homeschool moms in our co op wore thick denim skirts and grew their hair so long that it covered their entire back. Then, in youth group, all the girls wore oversized shirts from Old Navy that hung down to their hips. Even if you were lucky enough to go to a church that had pool parties, all the women wore baggy shorts over their tankinis. And Elisabeth Elliot was there, and she saw that it was good.

To read more see link below.

https://mpierce.substack.com/p/should-christian-women-be-allowed?utm_source=substack&s=r