I humbly bow to your superior brain cell count.
You are correct, 'Couties' would be preferable verbiage.
And I won't critique your meme, if that's what you perceive that to be.
Which he, do you mean?
You would like me less IRL, I'm sure; and that's ok with me.
How annoying you may find me is in no way a concern of mine.
You will come to realize that you are the only one you need to answer to.
Godspeed, my unmet friend.