Members of Free State Legislatures, prepare for secession.
Do not allow a tyrannical belligerant occupation to oppress your citizens any longer.
Talk is cheap and getting cheaper. Make all necessary preparations. You know what's coming.
Nothing can stop what is coming. Nothing.
Business is good. I have rat snakes, indigos, water mocassins, and by far most of all rattlesnakes. It's an enemy-of-my-enemy kind of thing…we all hate the rats more than each other and just stay away from one another. I always have tall thick boots, long pants, and a long stick with me…maybe a little more j.i.c.
Have to have a union first. We're a vassal state under subjugation atm.