Hey you spooks and clowns…
Here's the story you're going to tell to get Orange man Drumph off the ballot.
Pee Pee Gate was a failure, 45 didn't pay some Russian hookers to piss on Reallygaids bed so now tell the press that Drumph paid some Hollywood bimbo to shit on the bed of the man who threatened to assassinate him.
Call itPoo Poo Gate