Clinton before the PR edit:
I raped
I exerted my power for sexual attention in the Oval Office
I called my victims bimbos and white trash
I lied
I formally committed perjury regarding my sexual harassment and had my law licensed revoked
I was impeached as President
but I'm the victim, because I left the White House $16 Million in debt.
I'm the victim because I owed money.
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The man is certifiable.