Yep DW is a total famefag.
"Buy my books, wait for the next update.
The alliance wanted me to post this update within 48 hours, but they don't understand how hard it is getting ready for my next conference. I must prioritize. Tickets are $150 a piece. Come join us in this super plush hotel. I promise it's not a casino. I just want to be comfy. Nothing lavish.
The updates can wait."
Sound familiar?