Man, you can just look at Mrs Lockjaw there and tell she's never sucked a dick in her life.
Is it just me or does that AK look a little Airsoft-y? Who puts stickers of any kind on their mags?
>I can personally ensure you
I don't drink that stuff.
Grammar kitty, Aisle 4…Grammar kitty, Aisle 4
Who can tell with all that Gucci gear he's wearing? Almonds are telling me that's a staged photo.
Kek. Yeah but you can bet she'll never burn the coal again.
I've been waiting for the knock at the door since 2015.
It was a test program. We determined they were not suitable for service in Cav because it took them too long to get ready.
Good morning Agent Cocknuckle. You're gonna see just how docile Americans are in a few months.
mornin' trooper. o7
Kek. William Shatner blocked me on twatter just for using the words "hair plugs". Badge of Honor 3rd Class anon.
Badge of Honor 2nd Class
Having trouble getting traction? Bummer.
Don't thank him too hard. I've got bad knees, worsening eyesight, and I have to take a piss every 20 minutes.
All you stonk fags might want to start jumping out of the nearest window. The margin calls at market close are going to be brutal. Please do a flip on the way down to the taxi hood.
>>black women
Corrected it for you. The majority of black men can't legally buy a gun because of prior felony convictions.
KEK
You need a protractor? Going to have to have a talk with your Plt Sgt. Training around here is kinda slack. At ease I'll be in the area all morning.
Chek em
The sad part is that these bots are probably the lineal descendants of Tay.
What you really need is to find the hero within yourself.
/pol/s perfect woman. Nostalgia intensifies.
Jesus give it up. You were circumcised as a baby. It's gone. Your foreskin cannot be replaced.
Accept your disfigurement with grace.
No more (you)'s Stumpy.