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Step by step guide on how to get a girlfriend:
1) Get off of this board,NOW
2) Don’t get back on this board or even speak of this board for at least 6 months
3) Take a shower
4) Apply deodorant liberally
5) Put on some decent clothes, clean ones
6) Comb your hair (if you have any)
7) Brush your teeth
8) Floss thoroughly , even if your gums bleed like you just severed your Carotid artery
9) Use breath mints if steps 8 & 9 still didn’t fix the halitosis
10) Leave the house and go somewhere nearby where single ladies frequent
11) Don’t be a creeper
12) Engage single lady in conversation but don’t make it weird; for crying out loud please don’t mention this board
13) Please avoid talking about yourself unless she asks you something specifically about you and try not to drone on and on about it even then
14) Brace yourself for rejection; don’t be a stalker and move on to someone else if/when you get rejected
15) Get a real job; shilling on 8Kun doesn’t count
That’s a start. I’m sure some other anons can add to and/or modify things in this list, but it’s a start. Maybe the order of the list could be shuffled a bit too.