>>1644835
Will Colbert let him shove a cigar up his ass too?
If you have an 111 day cycle, maybe Captain Kirk or Riker might be interested.
Or maybe you just need to use Crisco and amyl nitrate and enter through the rear. You can't get ass pregnant.
>Spygate
Trump is friends with Belichick remember.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spygate_(NFL)