Gas thief sets himself on FIRE while trying to siphon gas from box truck in Salt Lake City parking lot

June 16, 2022

Excerpt:

"Authorities believe the man was using a drill in order to access the gas tank during which a spark ignited the flammable liquid.

Static electricity, or sparks caused by the friction from the drill bit against the gas tank are most likely to blame for the spontaneous combustion of the gas.

The truck was parked outside Summit Fire and Protection and had already had its catalytic converter stolen when this second thief came to steal the gas in broad daylight."

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10925551/Gas-thief-sets-FIRE-siphoning-gas-box-truck-Salt-Lake-City-parking-lot.html

>>16459508

My flag has hung like that since 1-20-2021

One neighbor told me other neighbors wanted to know why & because I speak to the neighbor they thought the neighbor would know. I said just wait, they'll get it.

I don't think they miss the meaning these days.

>>16460036

>Authorities believe the man was using a drill in order to access the gas tank during which a spark ignited the flammable liquid.

TFW when you think the bottom of stupid was found and learn it was not, depths are still being plumbed..

When Ye Olde "Oklahoma Credit Card" won't work, it's time to say Uncle..

>>16460076

This one is in the running (or rolling) for the 2022 Darwin Award. Time will tell if he's a winner.

>>16459720

>>16460059

>The opposite Cramer portfolio is a thing.

That it is. I just read he has zero FINRA record, none. Never did. He's "infotainment"

I was looking for that epic blowup re: some IPO that he pumped repeatedly and it went sideways immediately. There's so many I can't remember.

Never Forget: Long on GE