Here's a thought - why don't they just use straw straws. You know like people used to before the invention of the paper and plastic kind.
>What's in vaccines?
>Mercury?
>What a coincidence.
https://www.fda.gov/regulatory-information/food-and-drug-administration-modernization-act-fdama-1997/mercury-drug-and-biologic-products
That's Ernie the fastest milkman in the west.
WH Press Sec almost accidentally said the truth:
"The president has been very clear in making sure that he does everything that he can to elevate—to alleviate the pain that American families are feeling when it comes to gas prices."
https://twitter.com/theblaze/status/1539306572538871808