Thank you baker! Have some cake ;)

Pic is my baby mama's plump, round ass I'll be munching on this summer. I wouldn't have the strength to reconcile but after seeing the inside of a jail cell to realize life is waaaay too short to not truly live freely, I'm scared straight with fear in the Lord and Qanon. Very glad to be surrounded by true Patriots. So have some cake, lads. It's going to be a glorious day.

I finally get to see my son for the first time in YEARS while moving to a smaller town to teach him outdoorsy shit while growing our own food. God is amazing, people.

>>1649825

FUCK YES. With a small waist and a naturally firm ass without that Kardashian butt implant bullshit. This is homegrown with gym time :P

>>1649830

KEK, nah fam. But I do love putting a finger in there every now and again. First time for everything though!

>>1649832

Thank you, anon! I never would have thought it would be possible and for months I was so depressed because it felt like my life wasn't going anywhere and a court date to add more stress to my life. I literally spent a day in county on a misdemeanor and was released for overcrowding. I didn't finish my community service and violated probation so to be free from all of that in a matter of days is a true blessing. And my baby mama wrote me a letter and sent money to my inmate account too so that's proof she's ride or die even after us not talking for years, we're right back on it. MY FAMILY IS REUNITED.

>>1649852

She's got solid hips too, lad. We have a kid together soooooo there's that. I don't like fake asses and small bitches. I don't like whales either lol.

>>1649876

>>1649862

I can confirm she has hips to go with them cheeks. Trust me, I'm a doctor. Kek answers prayers. Even butt ones.

>>1649909

Kek on kek

>>1649925

Well fucking done, anon. Great pic. I'll be a great father for sure. I'll think of you when I play catch with him this summer.