>>16512259 (PB)
Years ago anon lived in rural Ohio and was out driving at 2am on way back from delivering the last pizza. Tall cornfields everywhere.
All of a sudden something hits the windshield. Anon stops. Looks like someone threw a corn cob. Anon kept driving then it happened again.
Anon is pretty sure it was the samsquatch or some corn chucking niggers