Screw the gas tax holiday. Just tell your employer you identify as a "woman that doesn't menstruate" and want an abortion. Take the $4k for abortion expenses and drive to get an abortion. You've got 9 months to perform the procedure and 9 months and 27 days in some states. If they deny you, use the "inclusive" trump card on them. It's sure to lock up some HR departments.

Apologies to the lady anons. Do you really have to be pregnant to get the $4k abortion expense payments woke companies and the pentagon are giving out for travel expenses for abortions? You've got 9 months to complete the procedure and 9 plus on some states. You can buy a lot of gas with that money on 9 months.