>why the /hivemind/ Q is probably fake and gay
If you knew anyone with Q Clearance, you would have to discover that on your own, because they would never talk about it. If you did question them about it, they would most likely tell you to go fuck yourself and would never try to defend themselves. You cannot get to that level of trust and be a gloryFag.
I do not know who Q is, nor do I care. In fact, I hope the real identity(s) are never known.